Why am I starting a blog?

Because my boyfriend and friends bullied me into it. Because people get bored of me ranting about something on Facebook and decided it was about time I subjected my rants to the poor strangers on the internet. Because I've read a couple of blogs and thought ‘I could do that’.

Because I want to.

My name’s Hayley and I live in a quiet little town called Stratford Upon Avon - home to William Shakespeare and a thousand charity shops.

I have a long term boyfriend called Mike who suffers through my over enthusiasm for holidays and ‘just one more picture, please?’

We live together and have made the grown up step of owning our first pet - Florence the Pygmy hedgehog (but more on her another time.)

In my spare time I enjoy drinking too many White Russians, watching Modern Family and changing my hair colour.

I love red lipstick, faux fur, leopard print and anything that glitters. If I were at Hogwarts I'd probably be a Hufflepuff, but the colours for Slytherin compliment my hair better. (and that's all that counts, right?) I love animals and when I was younger I wanted to BE Beatrix Potter basically. My favourite Disney film is ‘Aladdin’ (closely followed by Beauty and the Beast) and my favourite book is Harry Potter (but in sophisticated circles I'd probably say The Great Gatsby.) Soz, Harry.

I intend to blog about boobs, bums and tums with the occasional rant thrown in there as well.

I hope you enjoy, whoever you may be.

Hayleyheartsxo